Are you the kind of person who likes to spice up their language with a little bit of profanity? Do you believe that a well-placed curse word can take a sentence from bland to brilliant? Then this t-shirt is the perfect fit for you! With the phrase "You Call Them 'Swear Words' I Call Them 'Sentence Enhancers'" emblazoned across your chest, you'll be letting the world know that you're not afraid to add a little flavor to your vocabulary. Imagine walking into a meeting wearing this shirt. As you sit down at the conference table, you catch the eye of your boss. They give you a disapproving look, but then they read your shirt and chuckle. Suddenly, the tension in the room dissipates and everyone is a little more relaxed. Or maybe you're out with friends and someone accidentally spills a drink on you. Instead of getting angry, you simply point to your shirt and say, "Looks like I need to enhance my sentence." Your friends laugh and the mood is lightened. With this t-shirt, you'll be the life of the party (or the meeting) and you'll never be at a loss for words (or sentence enhancers). Size guide United States (inches)   XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL L 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 W 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31 Rest of world (cm)   XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL L 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86 89 W 42 46 51 56 61 66 71 76 79 Features 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. (Heather colors contain polyester.) Side-seamed construction Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Pre-shrunk fabric