Introducing the t-shirt that's perfect for the germaphobe in your life! Our "Wash Your Hands And Stay Away From Me" tee is not only relevant, but it's also witty and sure to get a laugh out of anyone who reads it. Made from high-quality materials, this shirt is the perfect fit for anyone who wants to make a statement while staying comfortable. Imagine walking into a crowded room wearing this shirt. Suddenly, people start to take notice and give you a wide berth. You can finally breathe easy knowing that you won't be bombarded with unwanted hugs or handshakes. Plus, you'll feel like a total badass knowing that you're taking control of your personal space and hygiene. So go ahead, wear this shirt with pride and let everyone know that you're not to be messed with! Size guide United States (inches)   XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL L 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 W 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31 Rest of world (cm)   XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL L 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86 89 W 42 46 51 56 61 66 71 76 79 Features 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. (Heather colors contain polyester.) Side-seamed construction Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Pre-shrunk fabric