Introducing the t-shirt that speaks to your inner rebel! If you're the kind of person who's always toeing the line between mischief and mayhem, then this shirt is the perfect fit for you. With the hilarious phrase "Sometimes I Have To Tell Myself It's Not Worth The Jail Time" emblazoned across your chest, you'll be the life of the party and the envy of all your friends. Picture this: you're at a crowded bar, surrounded by people who just don't understand your wild and crazy ways. But as soon as you walk in wearing this shirt, everyone knows you're the kind of person who's not afraid to take risks. Suddenly, you're the center of attention, and people are clamoring to hear your stories of daring escapades and close calls with the law. And as you regale them with your tales of adventure, you can't help but smile to yourself, knowing that you've found the perfect way to express your inner rebel. So go ahead, grab your "Sometimes I Have To Tell Myself It's Not Worth The Jail Time" t-shirt today, and let your wild side shine! Size guide United States (inches)   XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL L 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 W 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31 Rest of world (cm)   XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL L 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86 89 W 42 46 51 56 61 66 71 76 79 Features 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. (Heather colors contain polyester.) Side-seamed construction Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Pre-shrunk fabric