Are you the type of person who can't function without your morning cup of joe? Do you find yourself stumbling around like a zombie until that sweet, sweet caffeine hits your bloodstream? Well, we've got the perfect t-shirt for you! Our "No Coffee No Workee" tee is not only relevant to your daily routine, but it's also witty and sure to make your fellow coffee addicts chuckle. Picture this: you're standing in line at your local coffee shop, bleary-eyed and barely awake. Suddenly, someone behind you spots your "No Coffee No Workee" shirt and starts laughing. You strike up a conversation about your mutual love of caffeine and before you know it, you've made a new friend. Or maybe you're wearing your shirt at work and your boss sees it, realizing that they too are a slave to the bean. They give you a knowing nod and suddenly, you feel a sense of camaraderie with your superior. With our "No Coffee No Workee" tee, you'll not only look stylish, but you'll also be making connections and improving your daily interactions. So go ahead, wear your love of coffee on your sleeve (or chest) and let the world know that without that sweet, sweet nectar, you're just not yourself. Size guide United States (Imperial)   S M L XL 2XL Width (inches) 17 ¼ 19 ¼ 21 ¼ 23 ¼ 25 ¼ Length (inches) 25 ½ 26 27 28 28 ½ Rest of world (Metric)   S M L XL 2XL Width (cm) 44 49 54 59 64 Length (cm) 65 66 69 71 72 Features 100% combed ringspun cotton Heather Grey is 90% combed ringspun cotton and 10% polyester. Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue are 35% combed ringspun cotton and 65% polyester Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²) (Average - balance between warm and breathable) Singles count: 30 (High - less prone to fading and tearing) Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Seamed collarette Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem Tear-away label Blank product sourced from Honduras, Haiti, or Nicaragua