Introducing the ultimate t-shirt for the rugged, outdoorsy, and whiskey-loving individual - the My Mustache Filters Wood Chips And Sawdust Out Of My Scotch tee! This shirt is not just a piece of clothing, it's a statement. It's for the person who knows how to handle a chainsaw and a glass of scotch with equal finesse. It's for the person who can rock a mustache like nobody's business and appreciates a good pun. Imagine walking into a lumberjack-themed bar wearing this shirt. You order a scotch neat and the bartender gives you a nod of approval, recognizing you as a kindred spirit. The other patrons can't help but chuckle at the clever phrase on your shirt, and suddenly you're the life of the party. You strike up a conversation with a fellow mustache enthusiast and bond over your shared love of woodworking and whiskey. This shirt not only filters out wood chips and sawdust, but it also filters out the boring small talk and attracts like-minded individuals. So go ahead, wear this shirt with pride and let your mustache do the talking! Size guide Size Length, in Width, in XS 27 16 ½ S 28 18 M 29 20 L 30 22 XL 31 24 2XL 32 26 3XL 33 28 4XL 34 30 Features 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) Pre-shrunk fabric Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Side-seamed