Introducing the ultimate t-shirt for all coffee lovers out there - the "I Drink Coffee For Your Protection" tee! If you're someone who can't function without a cup of joe in the morning, this shirt is the perfect fit for you. Not only is it witty and relevant, but it also lets everyone know that you take your coffee seriously and are willing to protect them from your pre-caffeine grumpiness. Imagine walking into your office wearing this shirt and instantly becoming the most popular person in the room. Your coworkers will flock to you, begging for a sip of your magical elixir. You'll be the hero of the day, saving everyone from their own morning blues. And let's not forget about the added bonus of feeling invincible with every sip of coffee you take. With this shirt on, you'll be ready to take on anything the day throws your way. So go ahead, wear your love for coffee on your sleeve (or chest) and let the world know that you're always ready to protect them with a fresh cup of joe. Size guide United States (Imperial)   S M L XL 2XL Width (inches) 17 ¼ 19 ¼ 21 ¼ 23 ¼ 25 ¼ Length (inches) 25 ½ 26 27 28 28 ½ Rest of world (Metric)   S M L XL 2XL Width (cm) 44 49 54 59 64 Length (cm) 65 66 69 71 72 Features 100% combed ringspun cotton Heather Grey is 90% combed ringspun cotton and 10% polyester. Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue are 35% combed ringspun cotton and 65% polyester Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²) (Average - balance between warm and breathable) Singles count: 30 (High - less prone to fading and tearing) Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Seamed collarette Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem Tear-away label Blank product sourced from Honduras, Haiti, or Nicaragua