Introducing the t-shirt that speaks the truth so you don't have to! If you're the kind of person who wakes up on the wrong side of the bed more often than not, then this shirt is the perfect fit for you. With the words "I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend I Like You Today" emblazoned across your chest, you'll be able to let everyone know exactly where you stand without having to say a word. Imagine this: you're at a family gathering and your annoying cousin starts talking your ear off about their latest diet fad. Normally, you'd have to plaster on a fake smile and nod along, but not today! With your new t-shirt, you can simply point to the words and let them do the talking. Not only will you save yourself the energy of pretending to care, but you'll also get a good laugh out of it. Plus, who knows? Maybe your cousin will finally get the hint and leave you alone. It's a win-win situation! Size guide United States (Imperial)   S M L XL 2XL Width (inches) 17 ¼ 19 ¼ 21 ¼ 23 ¼ 25 ¼ Length (inches) 25 ½ 26 27 28 28 ½ Rest of world (Metric)   S M L XL 2XL Width (cm) 44 49 54 59 64 Length (cm) 65 66 69 71 72 Features 100% combed ringspun cotton Heather Grey is 90% combed ringspun cotton and 10% polyester. Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue are 35% combed ringspun cotton and 65% polyester Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²) (Average - balance between warm and breathable) Singles count: 30 (High - less prone to fading and tearing) Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Seamed collarette Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem Tear-away label Blank product sourced from Honduras, Haiti, or Nicaragua