Are you tired of boring work shirts that make you feel like a drone? Look no further than our "Coffee Blah Blah Blah Drive Home Wine" t-shirt! This witty phrase perfectly captures the daily grind of work and the need for a little liquid relaxation at the end of the day. Plus, the soft cotton material and flattering fit make it the perfect addition to any casual outfit. Imagine wearing this shirt to your next work meeting. As your boss drones on about the latest project, you catch the eye of your coworker who also happens to be wearing the same shirt. You share a knowing smile and suddenly the meeting doesn't seem so unbearable. Later, as you're sipping on your post-work glass of wine, you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and can't help but chuckle at the cleverness of your shirt. It's the little things that make the workday bearable, and this shirt is definitely one of them. Size guide United States (Imperial)   S M L XL 2XL Width (inches) 17 ¼ 19 ¼ 21 ¼ 23 ¼ 25 ¼ Length (inches) 25 ½ 26 27 28 28 ½ Rest of world (Metric)   S M L XL 2XL Width (cm) 44 49 54 59 64 Length (cm) 65 66 69 71 72 Features 100% combed ringspun cotton Heather Grey is 90% combed ringspun cotton and 10% polyester. Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue are 35% combed ringspun cotton and 65% polyester Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²) (Average - balance between warm and breathable) Singles count: 30 (High - less prone to fading and tearing) Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Seamed collarette Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem Tear-away label Blank product sourced from Honduras, Haiti, or Nicaragua